UnTunes:The Dragon Warrior rap
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- Descendant of Erdrick, yo, listen to my words
- For yo ancestor saved our little world
- In da ages past, using da Ball of Light
- Till the Dragonlord took it, and sunk us all in blight!
- It is now yo job, to go get it back
- Even if it means giving the Dragonlord a whack
- Or being whacked in return, I don't know
- Just don't be a pussy, get set go!
- But what can I use?
- Look at da treasure chests
- Take whateva u may need
- To aid thee in thy quest
- Though as yo friend
- As as the holy King
- I must warn you, man
- That they're full of utter shit!
- Whatthefuck is this? Gimme a bloody sword!
- I cannot fight dragons using just a fucking torch!
- That's your problem, Holmes, I gave what I can
- Now get outta here, and fight like a man!
- There's a shoppe in Breconnary, maybe it has what I need
- Hello, dear customer! How can I help thee?
- I'm here to go load up on weapons and shit....
- I'm sorry, but u can only afford this bamboo stick
- O Holy holy holy crap, 'tis a giant pile of Slime
- I was stepping out of town, now I'm caught up in a bind
- Tried to poke it with my stick, but no damage was done
- Instead the smiling drop attacked me, and reduced my hit by 1!
- Yo, I'm the Dragonlord, the king of kings
- I breathe fire that melts stone
- I got scales made of steel
- Dear Dragon Warrior, I been expecting thee
- What sayest thou, will you share with me
- Half of the dark empire that's soon to come?
- Hell yes, Dragonlord, these people are fools!
- They send a single guy to fight you, when they should send in the troops
- I cannot take the hard way, not anymore
- Let's be Dark Emperors, for evermore!
