UnTunes:Fried Rice
Fried Rice is a song by Jamie Oliver in response to Uncle Roger's videos mocking him with how he cooks Asian dishes. Oliver sings in a fake Asian accent, combined with a stereotypical Asian instrumental.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Mmm yeah
When you cook it from your heart
Oh yeah
Get yourself a pan and get it hot
Get your pre-cooked rice and drain it up
Whop in with some spring onions, sizzle them right away
Wait until they pop and bloom like the month of May
Then some onions are nice
You need a jar of chili jam
Put them in the rice, give a stir once or twice
Oh my god, it's so nice, so nice
I found this new revelation, it's called a splash of water
Get yourself a bottle and splash it in stronger
Got my friend egg, just give him a crack
It's so damn juicy, the flavor is a smack
Get your silken tofu and give them a chop
I use a knife, saves time a lot
Whack 'em in, throw 'em in
Give it a toss, we start to make great fried rice, ay-ay-ay-yeah
Fried rice, you give it to me hot
Ain't no worries when you cook it from your heart
Fried rice, you give it to me hot
Ain't no worries when you cook it from your heart
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters
Gonna give it to the misses and misters
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters
Ay-ay-ay-yeah
Now back to the pan where all the action happen
Make the egg big chunks and little bits for a nice balance
Add some salt, for an extra bit of flavor
Then get a bowl, add some olive oil in your favor
Mix it again (mix it again) to make some rice (to make some rice), lovely lovely rice
Now put it all in a bowl and serve it
Serve it to your family and friends, they're bound to love this
Uncle Roger is so ignorant with how I make Asian dishes
He's so obsessed, it's no surprise
Whack 'em in, throw 'em in
Give it a toss, we start to make great fried rice, ay-ay-ay-yeah
Fried rice, you give it to me hot
Ain't no worries when you cook it from your heart
Fried rice, you give it to me hot
Ain't no worries when you cook it from your heart
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters
Gonna give it to the misses and misters
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters
Ay-ay-ay-yeah
Fried rice, you give it to me hot
Ain't no worries when you cook it from your heart
Fried rice, you give it to me hot
Ain't no worries when you cook it from your heart
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters
Gonna give it to the misses and misters
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters
Ay-ay-ay-yeah
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters
Gonna give it to the misses and misters
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters
Ay-ay-ay-yeah
Fried rice, you give it to me hot
Ain't no worries when you cook it from your heart
Fried rice, you give it to me hot
Ain't no worries when you cook it from your heart
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters (hot, hot)
Gonna give it to the misses and misters (hot, hot)
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters (hot, hot)
Ay-ay-ay-yeah
Gonna give it to my brothers and sisters (hot, hot)
Gonna give it to the misses and misters (hot, hot)
Gonna give it to you lot (hot, hot)
Gonna give it to you hot