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An evening with Yusuf Islam:


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Legendary singer songwriter Yusuf Islam (formerly known as Cat Stevens) has come back for a final tour much to the delight of his fans. He will be singing the remastered versions of his classics like-

Bomb shadow

Jihad has broken

The first attack is the deepest

Death to the Tillerman

Also he will include in his performance his new material, including
Salmon Rushdie must die
My God is better than your God
Keep your pig away from me

Limited tickets, so act now

Brought to you by the Frontier Touring Company

Frontier touring company take no responsibility for the refund of tickets under any circumstances including biological or chemical warfare or terrorist attacks either suspected or real.