UnTunes:The Dragon Warrior rap

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Descendant of Erdrick, yo, listen to my words

For yo ancestor saved our little world

In da ages past, using da Ball of Light

Till the Dragonlord took it, and sunk us all in blight!

It is now yo job, to go get it back

Even if it means giving the Dragonlord a whack

Or being whacked in return, I don't know

Just don't be a pussy, get set go!

But what can I use?

Look at da treasure chests

Take whateva u may need

To aid thee in thy quest

Though as yo friend

As as the holy King

I must warn you, man

That they're full of utter shit!

Whatthefuck is this? Gimme a bloody sword!

I cannot fight dragons using just a fucking torch!

That's your problem, Holmes, I gave what I can

Now get outta here, and fight like a man!

There's a shoppe in Breconnary, maybe it has what I need

Hello, dear customer! How can I help thee?

I'm here to go load up on weapons and shit....

I'm sorry, but u can only afford this bamboo stick

O Holy holy holy crap, 'tis a giant pile of Slime

I was stepping out of town, now I'm caught up in a bind

Tried to poke it with my stick, but no damage was done

Instead the smiling drop attacked me, and reduced my hit by 1!

Yo, I'm the Dragonlord, the king of kings

I breathe fire that melts stone

I got scales made of steel

Dear Dragon Warrior, I been expecting thee

What sayest thou, will you share with me

Half of the dark empire that's soon to come?

Hell yes, Dragonlord, these people are fools!

They send a single guy to fight you, when they should send in the troops

I cannot take the hard way, not anymore

Let's be Dark Emperors, for evermore!

Mwhahahahahaha!!!!

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