UnPoetia:The Break Up

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This relationship is over

And your ass is through

It started off nice

But you cheated on me twice

It isn't gonna work

So listen up you jerk

I should have seen it coming

What would you think of next

Then I came home to find

You sleeping with your ex

Your shit is scattered

Across the front lawn

Lord help me

You better be out by dawn

Why did I stay with you?

I'm not an imposter

There were some benifets

But I question myself as well...Lobster

This glorious moment

Has finally come at last

So take your love, marriage and life together

And shove it up your ass

I hated when you talked about

All your pointless stupid friends

I'd rather get hit

By a speeding Mercedes-Benz

You never cared for me

You've had this comming for a while

Maybe you shouldn't have been

So arrogant, shallow, selfish and hostile

I deserve

So much better

Someone much friendlier, nicer, loving, caring

And hotter

So goodbye

I wish you farewell

The next time we see each other

Will be when we meet up in hell

~*~