UnPoetia:Suicide

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Why do people commit suicide

just because they didn't get their chicken fried?

They should just edit Uncyclopedia,

then it would go into mass media.

Everyone would know about us,

but it'll still be Wikipedia they trust.

Yes, I know they'll all think we're pedophiles,

but check out ED, once in a while.

Everyone will love us, we won't be hated

Oh yeah, we will, but by 12-year-old freaks who don't have their verbs conjugated.

Who are also naked.

Welp, that's the end of this short poem,

I hope it gives you advice. Gotta know 'em