UnPoetia:Paranoid (Post-Midterm Elections Version)
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The title explains it all.
- (Post-Midterm Elections Version)
- Finished with my Rummy ’cause he couldn’t not commit a crime;
- People think I’m stupid because I use spell check all the time!
- All day long, I eat pretzels, but never seem too satisfied.
- Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find countries to pacify!
- Can you help me occupy Iraq?
- Oh, yeah!
- I need someone to show me WMDs that I can’t find;
- I can’t see the things that make you look real good, I must be blind!
- Call me names and I will cry, send you to jail, and there you’ll sigh!
- Humbleness I cannot feel, and shame to me is so unreal.
- And so as you hear these words telling Union of my State,
- I tell you to talk correct; I wish I could, but it’s too late.