UnPoetia:Ode To the iPhone

Poetry for people who hate poetry

The iPhone is a new gadget

That is phone which can play songs.

With it, you can type and browse the net;

Though its batteries don't last very long.

It's uncrashable, and perfectly safe

To download the virus of your choice.

While in your pockets, it will not chafe,

And it has a wonderful singing voice.

The iPhone has other features,

Like computery stuff, and razors for shaving.

It can edit and store many pictures,

As well as make roast beef...with SAVINGS!!!

And though they're sold for an outrageous price,

The built-in laser gun sure is nice.