UnPoetia:Norman the Mormon
Poetry for people who hate poetry |
Norman the Mormon was an evangelical soul
With a stovepipe hat, three wives at that,
And a missionary in Seoul.
Norman the Mormon was a parable they say
He could make faith grow but could never know
How he was born again one day.
There must have been a revelation in
That Bible verse he found
For when he got it in his head, he began to preach around.
Norman the Mormon had to hurry on his way
So he said "Let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before the Judgement Day!"
Down to the Salt Lake,
With a Bible in his hand,
He met wives one, two, three,
Preaching on TV
Saying "Convert me if you can!"
He left his home
To convert in Rome
Up to the Catholic Pope.
Who didn't want to be born again
And then told Norman "Nope!"
But Norman the Mormon
Had to hurry on his way
So he said goodbye
Saying "Don't you cry,
Christ'll be back someday!"
Thumpity-thump-thump, Thumpity-thump-thump
Norman hallelujas
Thumpity-thump-thump, Thumpity-thump-thump
Somewhere out in Utah!