UnPoetia:Nobody reads UnPoetia!

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Poems

To evryone who will listen to me

first shut up about my dyslexia.

So I bet you all think you're soooo funny?

Well nobody reads UnPoetia!

Now I'm no noob, I've benn here for ages,

but seriously! I mean up till today

even though I read a lot of pages,

I never knew this existed! Okay,

on top of that, I clicked and read a bit.....

yeah reading about masturbation's fun

NOT! -.- This is why nobody reads this shit?!

127.0.0.1 17:27, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

Just like to correct you on one point

And that is the error in your title

Some people do read the poems here

Correction of this error is vital

Which is why I'd suggest you got rid of this topic

Or changed its name, perhaps

To something much more appropriate

Like "UnPoetia is read by a few chaps"

And finally, on another note

You said masturbation humor wasn't funny

Well unfortunately, for you, my friend...

Most people on this site are incredibly immature. I just can't understand it. BOOBS! Lol.'

Nameable ((talk?)) 14:07, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Making a haiku

Giving a contribution

Refrigerator

Lithium 15:51, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Hello there I'm a college kid

Thanks for

Reading my beautifully

painted

Poem.

Love your

mother from a new

Massachusetts in Christmas.

Brown University 03:34, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

of course people read unpoetia

to do otherwise would be

fuck, I can't think of a rhyme

so I moved to the next line

even that didn't work

don't laugh at me, you fucking jerk!!

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