UnPoetia:I Hate Rappers Who Cannot Rhyme

Poetry for people who hate poetry

I hate rappers who cannot rhyme,

I hear them doing it all the time,

It is not hard just.. erm.. they need to use thyme,

So exhibit A follows just after this line,

I cannot rhyme so i repeat things,

Don't care if it rhymes just add more things,

When i rap i touch my things,

Exhibit B is beneath it deals with changing those word things,

I cannot rhyme so i change some words,

Got community service from the corts,

The money that i have now equals lorts,

Oops i mean 'lots' and they sometimes break words off at the e-

Yo rhyming things it does hurt my head,

If you are sailing you must use the head-,

-wind. And if you are stuck just be head-,

-strong. You don't need smarts to write da song,

I don't like how the Beastie Boys SHOUT,

At the end of every line just GTF OUT,

It makes no sense they all shout the last LINE,

If you repeat this line you are GAY wait what?

Yo moth******** it is *****,

You must **** and **** with your head,

Please **** my **** and learn to ***,

Stick your **** inside my ***,

One last thing that is totally shit,

It is this thing in the last bit,

It is not funny, there is no glory,

When that guy ends his rap with Balamory,

Balamory.

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