UnPoetia:I Am the Walrus
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
(There's a song with this name already? Oops! My bad.)
 This poem makes no sense whatsoever.
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Oh, I Am the Wal-
Rus. I Am the Walrus - I
Told You Assholes That.
Last Tuesday When I
Saw You I Said Those Very
Words to Your Dumb Ass.
When I am Alrea-
Dy Like Frida Fuckin Kah-
Lo, How Dare You Whip
Out Your Sharpie And
Call it a Pen, Paint me a
Moustache With Your Ill
Render, Blacken it
In, Regardless of Gender-
All Sealed With a Kiss.
Do You Even Know
Whose Lipstick This Is? I Told
You, A Walrus, They're
Not Just For Men. Now
It's Time For the Waxing of
My Upper Lip Again.