UnPoetia:A day in my life

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Today I woke up, feeling like I could take on the world, I would go to school, and ask out this girl, who I had had a crush on since 3rd grade. (I was kind of afraid.)

As I walked out the door, I saw the time, and fell to the floor. Ashamed. It was 9:30. Class started at 8.

I drove in my car, and crashed. Someone please help me, I'm writing this from a ditch, I can't call anyone and I think my leg is broken. Please, oh God I don't want to die, not like this.

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