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Mmm... Bacon.

Bacon is red.

Bacon is rough.

One strip of bacon is never enough.

I crave the taste

of Salt-Cured Swine.

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I love bacon!

I eat it every day.

I refuse to let anyone stand in my way

of my porky delight;

I eat it every night.

Its taste is so divine...

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