UnNews talk:Satan considers retirement! Blog discovery reveals all

Satan sez that hes tired of being on Gods payroll and that he and the denizens of Hell are filing a class-action lawsuit against the Almighty for violations against the 8th ammendment retroactive to the date of Satans fall from grace (and subsequent eviction from Heaven) that will also include motions for compensation of pain & suffering from the ensuing disfigurement inflicted by God upon Lucifers person thereafter when he was relocated to Hell. OSHA has also found numerous safety violations in Hell and hostile work enviorment allegations are also being investigated by the Department of Labor.

Stay tuned for updates