UnNews talk:Santa decides - no murderous rampage this year

Me and Santa are like that, we are. (I made a linky hand gesture then by the way, only you couldn't see because this is text.) We met way back in 74, when he came out of my fireplace brandishing a semi-automatic rifle and shouting "Die, bitch!" Well I was only three at the time, but I won him over (we won't say how on a family-oriented news channel) and I've been on his Nice list ever since, funnily enough.

So when I saw he'd been arrested (and it was being covered only on Uncyclopedia and in such a terribly biased way!) I just had to go and see him and check how the old guy was, and how it was affecting him. Which is how I chanced on such a great scoop. And the moral of this story is that it's not just mummy who can kiss up to Santa be nice to everybody, and you too may be rewarded with a journalistic career. --Strange but untrue 01:16, 24 December 2006 (UTC)