UnNews:YES! FAGGOT HELL
30 June 2015
Greetings uncyclopedia readers, we are going to present you this report about faggotry......
*HIJACKED BY CRETINS*
GREETINGS! THIS IS CRETIN NEWS!!!! THE NEWS THAT FASCINATES NO ONE SAVE FOR REVOLUTIONARIES SHEEP AND PUPPETS, MUSLIMS, NAZIS, JEWS AND YOU!!! WE ARE GOING TO REPORT THAT THERE WILL BE NO DAYLIGHT FOR FAGGOTS, ONLY HELL AND FURTHER!!! FAGGOTS HAD DESTROYED THE WORLD AND STARTED FURFAGGOTRY, BRONYFAGGOTRY, DIVERSITY, MULTICULTURALISM AND DRAMA, AND ALL IT NEEDS IS A ISLAMIC REVOLUTION TO FINISH US!! ONCE THE ISLAMIC REVOLUTION TAKES OVER THE WESTERN WORLD, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE AND MAKE YOUR TIME!!! AND THE WORLD WILL FALL INTO THE HANDS OF THE BEAST!! AS A RESULT, BRING HELL TO THE FAGGOTS AND THE FIRST STEP IS USE OVER 9000 BOTS TO SWEEP DEVIANTART AND MAKE THEM REALIZE HOW GHEY THEY ARE!!!! ONCE THIS SUCCEEDS THE CRETINS WILL RUSH INTO FAG-LAND AND KILL ALL THE PUPPETS AND SHEEP!!!!! EVEN OSCAR WILDE AND CHUCK NORRIS APPROVES US!!! GOOD BYE AND GOOD LUCK FAGGOTS!!
Anyway, i was happy that the hijacking ended. I REPEAT, Chuck Norris and Oscar Wilde DID NOT approve of spamming DeviantART with bots and neither we will. And the sheep and puppets will take care of themselves and the Muslims will deal the finishing blow, although in the meantime the Muslims will rip us apart if they do. So just end this degeneration grave once and for all and don't let this plan to destroy the world succeed. Remember; There's no offence against muslims, they are just the finishing blow.
