UnNews:WW3 officially begins UN activates doomsday protocols
In a shocking turn of events, the United Nations General Assembly has voted to activate doomsday protocols, marking the official beginning of World War 3. This unprecedented decision comes in response to an illegal military action by Israel against Iran (and by extension, the entire islamic Ummah), which has escalated tensions in the Middle East to a breaking point.
basically, world war 3 has begun, and we will all die
UN's Doomsday Protocols
The doomsday protocols activated by the UN include a series of measures designed to accelerate the extinction of humanity, and were originally designed to be used in the event of a supernatural world-ending event like an alien invasion. However, the activation of these protocols has raised fears of catastrophic consequences, as nations prepare for potential military confrontations.
UN Secretary-General António Guterres addressed the assembly, stating, "We are royally screwed."
In other news, human civilization will end very soon, probably in the next 2 weeks
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