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[[Category:{{subst:8}} {{subst:JUNE}} {{subst:2008}}|Tribute Album to Paris Hilton being Recorded]]
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Important News![edit | edit source]
Fans of the ever rising in popularity artist Paris Hilton may be satisfied: a tribute album to the glorious artist is being recorded right now, on Antarctica. The producer is Erik Rutan (of Morbid Angel and Hate Eternal fame).
About the Artist[edit | edit source]
Paris Hilton is a heavily influental extreme metal artist (Pioneer of the Vegeterian Progressive Grindcore genre). The act has inspired known metal bands such as Cannibal Corpse, Mayhem and Blog 27.
Acts Involved[edit | edit source]
The tribute will consist of several covers made by notable extreme metal acts. To this date, 11 bands have declared taking part in the project:
- Slayer
- Dying Fetus
- Gorguts (reunited specially for this occasion)
- Nargaroth (producer Erik Rutan denies this)
- Graveland (who have for a long time been inspired by the idea of slavic unity being a subject of many songs by Paris)
- Taake (the vocalist claims that the idea of his penis sticking visibly out of his pants during live shows was taken from P. Hilton)
- Marduk (the new vocalist, Mortuus, is a former backing-vocalist of Paris Hilton)
- Necrophagist (Muhammed Suicmez tells that he acquired the neo-classical soloing style by playing Paris Hilton's compositions)
- Cynic
- Hate Eternal
- Ashley Tisdale
Other Info[edit | edit source]
- Satan, an often guest vocalist on Paris Hilton's live performances, has officially agreed to take care of the promotional campaign.
- Greenpeace will be organising protest actions against the release, claiming that it is a crime against nature and, like other Paris Hilton albums, quicken the extinction of a animal species known as realia musica.
- There will also be a special edition limited to 666 copies. The buyers will also receive a t-shirt with PARIS HILTON IS NOT A STUPID CUNT printed on it.
Sources[edit | edit source]
- Some random pornstar "[3pic.com Brutal Pornstar Metal Tribute]" lol, June 07, 2008
- Tennisegg Bob "Impaled" Chrzan "[en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Rutan Erik Rutan produces Paris Hilton tribute]" lol2, June 07, 2008