UnNews:Singer John Martyn Dies After Collision With Solid Air
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30 January 2009
By: UnNews Staff Reporter, Lanarkshire, Scotland
Folk singer and guitarist John Martyn died today after his car collided with particularly solid air.
Apparently he was holding a London conversation on his cell whilst looking out over Primrose Hill to observe the gathering storm rather than keeping his eyes on the road.
A spokesman for the UK traffic police said:
"It just goes to show that driving without due care and attention is a road to ruin."
A spokesman for fellow dead musician Nick Drake said:
"Nick will be with John now so that when they lie him down he has a hand to hold"
UnNews' celebrity reporter Blaze Flashtart caught up with the ghost of the not yet dead Keith Richards who said:
"I used to love getting really fucked up with John Martyn"
Sources[edit | edit source]
- "Tributes paid as folk legend John Martyn" Glasgow Daily Record, Jan 30, 2009
- "Songwriter Martyn dies, aged 60" BBC, Jan 29, 2009