UnNews:Pope Releases Debut Album

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6 November 2006

Popes Debut Album 'The Great Condom Disaster' released in six countries in Eastern Africa

News reported from a Nigerian village today, tells us that the Pope's controversial upcoming album 'The Great Condom Disaster' was released early in 6 countries to combat the control of AIDS and the widespread usage of latex condoms. Such lyrics in the album as "Use a condom and you'll burn in hell" & "Rubber can't stop a soul" has caused outrage with the WHO and UN security council as Catholacism takes another metaphorical beating as further plans to incinerate the Vatican City were proposed at the G8 Summet. The album has been banned from European release because of it's explicit contraceptivist content, but we were able to obtain a photo from the Pope's recording studio in Los Angeles.

The Pope musing in his Los Angeles Recoring Studio

Tour dates have yet to be confirmed but such venues as the London Astoria, Manchester Academy & The Great Wall Of China are rumoured with special guest support bands as Slipknot, The Pussycat Dolls, 50 Cent and Rammstein to be confirmed.

If you are interested in hearing the Pope's new album, then follow this link to hear it on webstreaming, computers must be windows media crasher compatbile, SlowTime 90793560793.9 required. www.mr.pope.you.are.lame.com

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