UnNews:Peaceful Islamic Protest Against Infidels Ends In Tragedy
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6 January 2015
PARIS, France – In France, a evil and sickening attack happened, resulting in tragedy. Some devout Muslims were harassed and libeled by dirty infidels, prompting them to peacefully protest these actions, by delivering 12 infidels to our great god Allah. As described by a peaceful Muslim onlooker, "The filthy infidels threw themselves savagely onto the peaceful bullets of the protesters, AHALLU AKBAR", and then blew himself up, enlightening some dirty infidels in the process.
In an exclusive interview with UnNews, Senior Director of Ass Kissing at The Guardian, Ian Black said, "Truly, the right-wing Neo-Nazi Islamophobic infidels were to blame for their own deaths, and not these peaceful Muslim protesters," while being sodomized.
He continued, in between thrusts, "Truly, the real victims are not those evil unenlightened infidels who drew cartoons or satirized various topics, but the peaceful and loving Muslim protesters, who will now have to face a new wave of completely unjustified and irrational Islamophobia. Its not as if they wanted to kill the disgusting infidels for completely irrational reasons. No, no, obviously they merely wanted to enlighten the haram infidels of their blasphemous ways."
As the semen drained from his gaping ass, Ian concluded that, "It is a tragic day in Francistan when the indigenous Islamic peoples cannot practice their peaceful religion of peace without this merciless harassment from the invading infidel hordes."[1]
UnNews had some questions, but Ian was beheaded shortly after by a peaceful and tolerant Muslim, since homosexuality is an affront to our loving and tolerant God. UnNews condemns the dirty infidels who mock our prophet Mohammed, messenger of Islam, the religion of tolerance and peace. When UnNews approached Anjem Akhtar, resident preacher of the religion of peace Islam at filthy infidel propaganda hate outlet USAToday, he commented
and proceeded to become a martyr for our loving and great god Allah by blowing himself up on the spot. [2] Unfortunately, we couldn't find any other examples of peaceful and tolerant Muslims, as they were all busy beheading the blasphemous and unenlightened infidels, and blowing up various infidel buildings in peaceful protest, to spread the religion of peace, Islam.