UnNews:Noel Gallagher creates six-hour version of Chappell Roan song

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Noel Gallagher has created six-hour versions of Chappell Roan's songs "Red Wine Supernova" and 'Pink Pony Club' called "Champagne Supernova" and 'The Club of Small Breeds of Horses Colored Magenta,' respectively. They were performed by Oasis. Like the song titles, the song's lyrics are EXTREMELY verbose, and all instrumental breaks are 5x longer.

These songs have been called a 'travesty' by some, 'hard to listen' by others, and the only good review of the song was from Noel Gallagher's mom. The hard-to-listen lyrics forced the creation of the Golden Raspberry Award for Music. Good luck, babe!

The song has been so bad, that the death rate has increased substantially.

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