UnNews:Kris Kross star found dead with jersey on right way around

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10 May 2013

Kris Kross star with his jersey on backwards, before death.

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - It is a tragic day indeed, around 8:00 PM EST a Kris Kross star was found dead with his jersey on right way around; Kris Kross fans are in sudden shock and sadness that they lost yet another rap figure and that his jersey is the right way around. "Kris Kross? I remember them, they were the innovators in rebelling. I mean without them I wouldn't have known to wear my clothes backwards. Sad to hear one of their stars passed away." said a bystander. "This world has lost another rap figure and now rap is deader than ever; next up we're going to see Jay-Z die and songs on the radio about drugs and bitches. Whatever happened to the days of De La Soul, KRS One and real hip-hop? Those guys had detailed subject matter and booming beats at the same time and everything was street then! Man I hate the new school!" said another bystander.

It is a mystery as to how the star came about with the jersey on right way around. There were no signs of struggle and when the body was found, there was white stuff all over. I at UnNews believe that this has to be the work of an anti-rebel, someone who is against rebellions. How do you explain why you were forced to eat your vegetables or wear mom-bought clothing to school? I may not have much evidence but I have seen him in action, preventing the rebellion of anybody who might break their tightly constructed culture. This guy probably saw Kris Kross as the ultimate rebellion due to the way they wore their clothes backwards and had to stop it by any means necessary; this raises another question, why did he wait until now... Well, think about it. Kris Kross was a rap group that had quickly declining popularity, if someone waited until the right time then they could get away cleanly because nobody would care about the murder except for a bunch of hardcore rap fans.

This guy, whoever he is; is clean, deadly and always for right and if he did commit this murder than I have to commend him, he singlehandedly rid the world of a person who would not conform to society by wearing his jersey backwards. But of course, we don't have concrete evidence so everything is speculative at this point; still, another rap star is dead and it'll probably lead to fans wearing their jersey backwards in memorial along with shitty YouTube videos from "fans".

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