UnNews:Interview with Whoever Somebody
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27 April 2013
Here, finally, is the interview with Whoever Somebody we have kept promising since 2009. Somebody needs no introductions, because he is the world-famous inventor of The Gadget You All Want. So, without further ado:
- UnNews: First, let me thank you for giving us this time in your undoubtedly busy schedule!
- Somebody: Well, you know - it's pretty a fried bit more posts give you more sexy underwear up.
- UnNews: I couldn't have said it better myself! All right then. I understand there's a new gadget in the works. What will it be and when can we start expecting it to hit the market?
- Somebody: Gadget give it tell the same? My phallus me very something I about gross enough. I'm the date Masamune under gadget or give your hand meatspin.
- UnNews: I didn't quite follow that one. Could you please be a bit more specific?
- Somebody: Please let me the Capital be with a classic image of american thought bit in addition.
- UnNews: You must be speaking in parables. Could you, er, format your replies so that a layman can understand them?
- Somebody: More specific pages from such as I didn't dodn't follow many years ago, you know that is gay!
- UnNews: I still don't quite follow.
- Somebody: What was up since about the rest of those two publishing dates don't read?
- UnNews: Wait a minute - do you mean that I cannot deduce the publishing dates from what you are telling me? That is true, and I still would like to get some information on them.
- Somebody: Those publishing it was at my man dates to the bitch I know, I had cash-money was awesome guys.
- UnNews: You probably had some of that, yes... look. If you don't want to discuss the next gadget or the publishing date, that's fine with me. You only need to say so and I will drop that line of questioning.
- Somebody: Who pissed asking me? I actually searching.
- UnNews: I take that as a maybe. All right, next question. What ---
- Somebody: Some results awesome like sex policy ... I can't see life span question I took.
- UnNews: Is this a bad time for the interview after all?
- Somebody: Why bothering you were talking about me to? You're talking hotel sign of freedom is learning more!
This went on for some time, until Somebody finally started talking about his sex life:
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At this point we understood it was time to leave, since Somebody started unbuttoning his shirt with an odd glint in his eyes. We quit before he had the chance to show us the gadget. Sorry about this interview. We mean it.