UnNews:Imagination dead at the age of 3,000

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27 April 2013

Imagination, pictured here, was particularly talented at getting people's brains going.

REDONDO BEACH, CALIFORNIA - At exactly 8:52 PM, Imagination died after a massive heart stroke in his little home up in Redondo Beach. The news is especially shocking considering that imagination would live throughout time, continuing to inspire all.

Imagination did inspire tons of people throughout his lifetime, why he was the person who inspired Thomas Edison to invent the lightbulb and one of his more recent examples was giving George Lucas the idea that was Star Wars. He wasn't particularly an active person, no he preferred to hide from the sidelines and let other people figure it out but when he was active, boy was there magic happening.

News of his death was particularly shocking; when asking a person on the street, he responded "Imagination is dead? That explains all of the shitty music and movies we're facing, I mean can they ever come up with something better than basing a movie off of Battleship?" another person we talked to responded "Oh boy, and he was just on his last legs too. Now we're going to get the same old, same old that nobody can ever come up with fresh ideas for."

In lieu of a successor, he asked that his trust be put in the hands of the most creative people to date; in hopes that one of them will be the true successor to Imagination. He hopes that the person will inspire everybody again and lead to a new era as Mayan prophecies believe.

Nobody knows what will happen in the meantime but we're predicting that all content will fall to pitiful levels in originality and creativity.