UnNews:Conspiracy theorist admits to true motives

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Online forum poster and notorious conspiracy theorist MAGA4Real007 recently confirmed to UnNews that the real reason he kept inflaming people online and spreading poorly sourced information was to alleviate his boredom by picking fights with imaginary bogeymen online.

MAGA4Real007 is an avid Trump supporter who has a history of picking fights with those of differing political beliefs online, accusing anyone who disagrees with him to be part of an "SJW cult" in league with the "radical left" to bring about an Orwellian future where "my First Amendment is GONE, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!"

MAGA4Real007 has since admitted that he primarily got into these online fights because he was bored with his dead-end job and non-existent social life. "I'm a nobody, y'know. I've lived for 45 years, and I have nothing to show for it. I'll die alone and forgotten, and there's nothing I can do to change that, so I had to take it out on somebody! I can't take being the only one suffering!" he told our correspondent.

Though he admits that his own self-hatred is the primary motivation behind concocting elaborate conspiracies and spreading fake news online, MAGA4Real007 has stated he has no intention of stopping, because "it's really, really fun to screw with these SJW cuckfags, and if I'm lucky we'll all go to war and I'll have an exciting death instead of a boring, lonely one."

Our UnNews correspondent was said to have truly pitied this man.