UnNews:Beatings and riots aim to improve drivers' ability to not run over Black children.

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21 June 2007

Neighborhood patrol on the lookout for motor vehicle operators "driving while white."

Juneteenthland, USA It was a hot, sweat-drenched day in Texas today when a group of traffic-safety obsessed individuals taught a strong (and fatal) driving lesson to a man (who was a passenger even!) who was unlucky enough to be the occupent of a car that had struck a black child. The lesson was clear: don't be a passenger in a car that hit a black child.

This important lesson was also taught back in 1991 in the Crown Heights Riots, in which an entire neighborhood was subjected to violence because a car hit a black child.

4Real McCray, one of the driving instructors who administered the educational fatal beating, explained how important it was to use riots and beatings to protect black children from being hit by cars.

"Our kids are totally vulnerable when they're in the street. If we don't beat and riot whenever one of them is run over by a car driven by a person of a different ethnicity, that's just an invitation for them to get mowed down wholesale. And if beating and rioting is what is needed to protect our kids from other races' cars, then so be it. So next time you're driving, and you see a black child, look out! Or else you might get a driving lesson too!"

MADD, known as Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the organization trying to take over the world but which keeps getting stopped by a little girl and her dog, heartly endorsed beating drivers to death, and suggested that the same should be applied to drunk drivers, or those who dare to drink alcohol "in any circumstances."

Surprisingly, McCray called this a "drastic solution," saying that this might present problems for a majority of minorities. "We're not out 'to get' all drivers, drunk or otherwise," said McCray "only certain ones," he concluded. "But," he said cheerfully "it is good exercise and gets the frustrations out."

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