UnNews:BREAKING: Charles Manson finally dies

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Monday, November 20, 2017


About damn time! Goodbye and good riddance.

California -- Looks like serial killer-by-proxy and cult leader Charles Manson has finally gotten parole... sort of. The dried-up old bastard finally kicked the bucket Sunday at 8:15 p.m. PST -- after having been hospitalized for a week due to an undisclosed illness.

According to TMZ, Sharon Tate's sister, Debra Tate, received a phone call from Corcoran State Prison informing her of Manson's death. I guess this makes it official. The old cocksucker's finally dead.

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Charles Manson 1934 — 2017 Good riddance

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