Zork 3

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 The Shoe Shop Score: 54 Moves: 8


> refuse again

Jesus raises his hand...


> hell outta here

Oh my god! You killed Plastic Jesus!


> Plastic Jesus?

The genuine Original Jesus is over there...

I warned you. Jesus smites your ass, baby! One million grues pour out of his holy nostrils and eat you before you have a chance to scream.


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):