Zork 3

On Uncyclopedia	Score: 1000	Moves: 12
You log on to Uncyclopedia. Where do you look for Super-Admin? > I dunno, you tell me. And aren't you supposed to be banned from the internet? Oh, yeah. I don't think Uncyclopedia Admins have the power to ban people from the internet. The only people who can are Gill Bates, who is currently residing in Hell, and 127.0.0.1. > Oh no! Don't tell me Super-Admin is going to 127.0.0.1's house! Yup, Super-Admin is! > We must stop Super-Admin! How shall we get there? By Gas-Guzzlin' Hot-Rod By Jet-Powered, Monkey Navigated Something-or-Other By Grue By You! You can fly, remember? Can't narrators just teleport? This is for if you don't know who 127.0.0.1 is.