Zork 3

On Uncyclopedia	Score: 3000	Moves: 13
Together we get into the hot rod, but it guzzles too much gas and stops before we can get out of the driveway. It turns out to be very old as well, and it asplodes. I don't die because I'm the narrator, I just make more pages, but you do. Sorry about that, but I just have to do it. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit