Zork 3

Nintendo HQ: Duel Hall (It exists, I'm serious!)	Score: 2453	Moves: 11
You don't speak any Japanese. What? You do? No you don't. Not in this game. So, instead, you decide to call something like: "Donutsu Kijiro to Mitaka!" Shigeru is so astonished by this, it takes him ten minutes to recover. A Nintendo employee tells you what you said meant: "Look! A flying donut!" What to do now? Wait and see what happens. Get a dictionary to look whether the man's right. Who is this Miyamoto-guy anyway?