Zork 3

Waiting...	Score: 30000	Moves: 12
You wait for ten minutes and Shigeru is recovered. You still wait to see what happens. You notice there actually is a flying donut in the room. Now Shigeru thinks you're some kinda mage. He hates mages. He never puts too many mages in his games. So, he starts a random pc, hacks Uncyclopedia.org, and deletes you from the Zork game *** Your death causes YOU!! *** Would you like to try out capitalism, restore Soviet Russia, or get mauled by loony right-wing American anti-communists? (Type CAPITALISM, RUSSIA, or MAULED BY AMERICANS): restart restore quit