Zork 3

Waiting...	Score: 30000	Moves: 12
You wait for ten minutes and Shigeru is recovered. You still wait to see what happens. You notice there actually is a flying donut in the room. Now Shigeru thinks you're some kinda mage. He hates mages. He never puts too many mages in his games. So, he starts a random pc, hacks Uncyclopedia.org, and deletes you from the Zork game *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit