Zork 3

Cloud's Fight - Sword Battle	Score: 500,000,000	Moves: 21
> Alright, fight sword with sword! Cloud tries to attack. But you avoid his attack, and counter succesfully. You and him attack each other in the same time. > Extra Power! Throw away his sword! Thrown. Now Cloud doesn't have any weapon to fight with, while the weapon rack is gone. > Great! WTF? Now, remember the great grue that was guarding the castle? Now, it appears with a bit of transparancy, and even a Halo on His head. > OMGWTF? A Halo?... It asks Cloud: WOOD YO LIEK TA WEEN? OOR LOOZ? Cloud says: "Fuck you". Disappointed by Cloud, the giant grue eats him. > (Whisper) Kool! Now's your turn. The giant grue asks you: WUD YA LIIK T WEN R LUZE? > (Gulp} I'd Choose to... This grue seems good, as descript B4. C'mon, GO N' ACCOMPLISH YOUR GOAL! WIN LOSE