Zork 3

Your sarcasm is just SO extreme.	Score: {{{2}}}	Moves: {{{3}}}
But it managed to kill the grue. Death isn't looking so impressed. > So what? I just want to get down. If you want Chuck Norris to rape you again... > Yes please. I mean, uhh...just get me down! Fine. Luckily, Death enjoys watching everyone die, so it eagerly reaps the soul of the grue. Quick! Now's your chance! Jump down