Zork 3

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 You VS Death Score: ? Moves: ?



> I attack death!

You lunge forward, reaching behind you for the legendary sword of Ringilis that you obviously know you don't have.


> Slash death with Ringilis!

You retrieve the Ringilis (which you do not have) from behind your back and slashed rapidly at death (which you could not have done).


> Did I win?

Yep.


> What?!? Are You Serious?!!

Yes, Idiot. And...


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


Does all work and no play make Jack a dull boy? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):



> WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You Are Annoying. I Decided To Resurrect Death To Kill You Again.


> Shit.

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