Zork 3

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 Nondescript room Score: ? Moves: ?

Man, you've never really played this game before, have you? The grue--


> Use The Hell Outta Here

--dies instantly. It turns into a magic portal that takes you somewhere. I don't know, you just gotta go in and try it out!

Smooth move, ex-lax. Now you no longer have The Hell Outta Here.


> look

You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, east and west. Oh, and there's a grue over there in the corner. It's dead.