Zork 3

CHEATER!	Score: 65536	Moves: 1
That was clever. Why would you even need to restore this save file? You could have just typed it in on the first page, but you insisted on loading a save file that wasn't yours. For attempting both to cheat the game and load someone else's save, you are raped by Missingo. Ouch. *** You got screwed *** Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit H4x0r the game, and go to a random page, where you will most likely be eaten by a grue win?