Zork 2

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 WTF? Score: ? Moves: ?

> Win
WTF? You can't just say "Win" and...Win. There's an entire f****** game you need to get through first!

> I don't care
Well, THAT'S IT! You are going to die! 10,000,000,041,111,111,548,723,946.53 Grues appear out of nowhere and...

> Kill them all
...YOU CAN'T JUST KILL 10,000,000,041,111,111,548,723,946.53 GRUES JUST BY SAYING "KILL THEM ALL"! That isn't even a proper command. But no matter, you won't get to the end of the game. Heh...heh...heh?