Zork 2

Epic Win!	Score: ?	Moves: ?
*** YOU HAVE WON *** You Have Won! would you like to restart, restore, End this session of Zork 2, or continue to Zork 3? (type RESTART, CHEAT, QUIT, or ZORK 3) > RESTORE did you seriously think you won Zork? .... NO! Suddenly, ALL The Zork implementors and Unfocom Staff Come Out of no-where and take turns in beating you all over the place. Then, They summon 69 Grues to come and rip you to shreds, and then they throw your mangled body to A CABBAGE, that BREAKS EVERY BONE IN YOUR F**KING BODY, it spits out your mangled entrails, into the mouth of an Ubergrue, which takes a sh*tty Diarrhoea dump on your broken skull. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO WIN ZORK. *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 2? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit