Zork 2

Outside M1CR050FT	Score: 75	Moves: 57
> yell "Reboot!" The Uber Security Guards stop dead in their tracks. You hear beeping noises. All of a sudden, the Guards start banging their heads against the ground. You hear, "No keyboard detected. Press F1 to continue." > laugh and point at the guards All of a sudden, one of them raises and says "Your childish tricks may work on my minions, but not on me!" > look at the uberest of the guards That person takes off his sunglasses, and you recognize him. It's Steve Ballmer! He says: "I will protect our righteous cause no matter what! I will not let you reach the Holy Man! I shall fucking bury you!" Use extreme sarcasm Summon Shield (300 MSP) Use lightcannon Meditate for more mana