Zork 2

Outside M1CR0S0FT Score: 75 Moves: 59

> Use extreme sarcasm
Steve Ballmer laughs at you: "Haha! If you only knew how many sarcastic comments we get about Windows in a daily basis! Your pitiful sarcasm will not protect you from what is coming for you!"

> Try really hard to say something eXtremely sarcastic
About what topic?