Zork 2

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 Outside M1CR0S0FT Score: 75 Moves: 61


> "If only you knew how easy it was to bomb Google; you'd be defending it instead of messing with me. In fact, someone called Grue Slayer is probably h4xx0r1ng it right now!"
Steve Ballmer stares at you blankly for a moment, then laughs. "That was PATHETIC! I want Google destroyed."

He is interrupted by a message via commlink. "Sir, someone has just h4xx0r3d Google. He says his name is Grue Slayer, or something stupid like that."

He then says: "What? Awesome! Now is my chance to destroy Google once and for all, now that it's weakened! Excuse me a bit. This isn't over. I'll be back."

As he rushes off to obliterate Google, he drops another gold-egg fragment. It seems to fit together with the first.