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 Gigantic Room Score: 90 Moves: 67


> teleport
You're sure? You're running low on MSP.


> teleport!!
Okay, but don't blame me if you die. You teleport into an absolutely GIGANTIC room. Below the catwalks you teleported onto is a half-built robot that looks like it belongs in the List of weapons that don't exist, but should article on Uncyclopedia. Suddenly Gill Bates appears, tricked out with all sorts of combat tech-gear.

"So, Bill Gates sent you to help him recover his company, did he? Well, he lost it fair and square, so it's mine now! GWAHAHAHA!"

With that, Gill Bates aims a rocket launcher at you. You gotta do something!