Zork 2

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 Gigantic Room Score: 90 Moves: 69


> use egg
You use up the magic of the egg. You feel massively invigorated, your MSP restored to full, but your lasercannon is fouled up pretty bad. But since it's powered by your own awesomeness and you just got a metric ton of awesomeness, it remains intact, while Gill Bates's tech suddenly explodes, sending pieces of metal flying everywhere. Miraculously, Bates survives.


> "How did he..."
Must be his egg-power, durability. (what did you expect? Microsoft is indestructible, so, by extension, its owner must be.) Anyway, he is stunned. What do you do?