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 Dark Place Score: 140 Moves: 67

"Go go action Bob Dole!!" you yell as you use 1500 MSP to summon the frightful master of darkness from his dark slumber. Aroused unexpectedly, the tyrant groans and stands up, still in his morning underwear, and wearily pokes the Wizzard in the gut with the larger of his seven toes. The Wizzard, now thoroughly scared, strips down so that he might be more aerodynamic and runs away back down the teleportational hall in search of a psychologist. With a 'Pof!' sound, Bob Dole disappears in a poof of dust. So, (you lucky bastard you), you won't die today. Probably.