Zork

wz11	Score: 0	Moves: 0
As you pick up the Splendid Robe, a loud, unearthly noise emits from some hidden anti-theft device the Wizzard installed into his Splendid Robe. You probably would have found that if you examined the Splendid Robe first, you shmuck. The noise seems to attract a horde of Grues (let's say, oh, 42). For a change of pace, they tar and feather you, then kill you, but do not eat you. Instead they laugh at your corpse lays in a feathery heap on the ground, and how dumb you were not to try and disable the anti-theft device installed in the robe. The Grues eat the Splendid Robe. *** You've been Blue Shell'd *** Would you like to restart your race, obtain a 'shroom, or finish last in this session of Mario Kart? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT): restart restore quit