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 Downtown Punxsutawney Score: 0 Moves: 6


You wait for what seems like an eternity. BTW, that bum occupying "your" bench dies.


> take his seat

You find it infested with termites.


> Swat termites

The rotting bench collapses under your weight.


> And just what are YOU trying to say?!

I am saved from gracing that comment with an answer when a green bus pulls into the station.