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 Bus Ride to Somewhere Score: 0 Moves: 7


You board the bus, finding it almost completely empty. Unreadable expressions from the few passengers aboard stare back at you.


> where does this thing go?

The uniformed driver smirks as he drawls, "Yer goin' straight to hell! And that highway's long."


> What the Frontz....?

You gonna shut down and sit up, or talk?